Saturday, September 27, 2008

DARE... This is why I hate you....


This is why I hate you... I switched serves to roll with your bitch ass. I Cspan'd your punk ass. I dipped out of my contract with T-mobile( I got a post dedicated to them bitch made fuckers too). Then I drop $300 with a $300 dollar bill to follow. So I take this lil' fake ass iPhone home and give it a test run... the battery was the shit... lasted three days with out charging.

Everything was going good until I got an email. I tried to responds like a normal person... turned it to landscape and started pressing buttons, but my finger were to fat... no biggie... Verizon said it had predictive text, so in theory if I type "wat" it should spell "cat" or "wait" but the Dare doesn't have predictive text. It has T9... FUCK T9 and FUCK YOU who posted that shit on the website and in the manual.


So I take that shit back with the quickness. I'm talking to the sells rep and this muthafucka is telling me that I was wrong and the Dare has predictive text. OK cocksucka... If you can get this motherfucker to have predictive text, then I'll keep it. Bitch boy spends 45 mins trying and two sales reps later... I returned to the phone... so this for you Mister Dare...

DAMN I HATE YOU.....

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